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Racer Is stupid (145131483)
Race Number 10
Date Tue, 9 Jun 2015 13:07:03
Speed 32 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 87.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents kynnade145 (2nd place) nesbitt.brent@gmail.com (4th place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)