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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer L (1uke)
Race Number 82
Date Sat, 14 Mar 2015 4:59:59
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.1%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents cinderocka (3rd place) tnhouse (1st place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)