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Pit Stop
Racer 2lyxon (2lyxono)
Race Number 3070
Date Thu, 20 Nov 2025 3:37:27
Speed 81 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents lhooq (1st place) weebsensation (3rd place) yangjc (4th place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
— (other) by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld (see stats)

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