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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Anxiety/ (_sad_) |
| Race Number | 912 |
| Date | Sat, 7 Sep 2019 9:05:49 |
| Speed |
100 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | catpuplover (4th place) floaddy (3rd place) sdun (2nd place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—
I Am America (And So Can You)
 (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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