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Pit Stop
Racer Jacob (a_cheesy_wotsit)
Race Number 425
Date Mon, 14 Oct 2024 15:16:32
Speed 92 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents beacon_of_gaming (3rd place) corsairshadow (4th place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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