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Race Result Details |
| Racer | jolly1joel (aabossboy) |
| Race Number | 33248 |
| Date | Sun, 11 Aug 2024 5:46:09 |
| Speed |
76 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.9% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | akp_4s (5th place) p0nytail (3rd place) wildebeest3 (4th place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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