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Pit Stop
Racer Abizer (abizern)
Race Number 88119
Date Thu, 15 May 2025 14:24:12
Speed 79 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.7%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents glandock1 (2nd place) superfasthero100 (3rd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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