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Pit Stop
Racer Joe (abnormallylargesquirrel)
Race Number 249
Date Tue, 11 Apr 2017 21:48:33
Speed 119 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents mark40511 (4th place) moltenzephyr (3rd place)

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When a great office is vacant, either by death or disgrace (which often happens), five or six of those candidates petition the emperor to entertain his majesty and the court with a dance on the rope; and whoever jumps the highest, without falling, succeeds in the office.
— (book) by Jonathan Swift (see stats)