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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Abz (abztype) |
| Race Number | 141 |
| Date | Sun, 30 Aug 2020 17:23:31 |
| Speed |
70 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.3% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | fjanten (3rd place) nusstter (4th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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