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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Emmett (albinopanda) |
| Race Number | 78 |
| Date | Sat, 4 Apr 2020 0:59:06 |
| Speed |
49 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.9% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | farbs (1st place) |
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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