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Racer Alice (alcieduck)
Race Number 18
Date Sat, 27 May 2017 23:41:51
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 82.7%
Rank 2nd place (out of 2)
Opponents hipparcos (1st place)

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When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
— (book) by J. D. Salinger (see stats)