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Racer Alex (alexdehondol)
Race Number 13
Date Fri, 2 Aug 2019 19:25:06
Speed 117 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)

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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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