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Racer Andy (alinesjr)
Race Number 1005
Date Thu, 5 Mar 2015 22:19:03
Speed 72 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents ikebrewer@gmail.com (2nd place) rtos (3rd place) yannmcrissos (4th place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)