Race Updates Discord About Merch
Home Profile History Competitions Texts Upgrade

typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Ken (alphageek89)
Race Number 26
Date Fri, 8 Apr 2016 0:37:15
Speed 58 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents bluecrazyraccoon (1st place) doomfire (3rd place)

Text typed:

The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)