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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Alpha (alphawins)
Race Number 52
Date Sat, 1 Dec 2012 18:20:14
Speed 94 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents bmende (3rd place) heretocompete (1st place) mcfrg (4th place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)