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Racer idiot (alphaxr4y)
Race Number 105
Date Thu, 4 May 2017 10:04:51
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents mikaeldiep (4th place) riyer (1st place) yllw14 (5th place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)