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Pit Stop
Racer Blaz (alphiii)
Race Number 939
Date Tue, 17 Oct 2017 18:05:05
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.4%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents santaclose (3rd place) unhealthygrapejuice (2nd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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