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Racer Eugine (alwaysonfire)
Race Number 349
Date Thu, 14 Mar 2019 4:27:26
Speed 71 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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