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Racer julia (anniehall)
Race Number 72
Date Sat, 23 Mar 2013 18:42:20
Speed 44 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.4%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents cottonheadedninnymuggins (1st place) delamikeii (4th place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)