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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Solus (ascleph) |
| Race Number | 1 |
| Date | Tue, 14 Sep 2021 0:23:24 |
| Speed |
56 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | eater25 (4th place) iamamikusimp (3rd place) zenithilion (2nd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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