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Racer h-hewwo there.. uwu (asdf)
Race Number 71
Date Sat, 14 Oct 2017 1:47:09
Speed 42 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.2%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents jasonmeyr (3rd place)

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We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde. Comes on at five. She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It's interesting when people die. Give us dirty laundry. Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Get the widow on the set! We need dirty laundry.
— (song) by Don Henley (see stats)