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Racer Aslester (aslester)
Race Number 64
Date Sat, 3 Jun 2017 6:35:29
Speed 52 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 88.6%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents arcaderoar (4th place) b_geebz (2nd place) deveshwar (5th place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)