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Race Result Details |
| Racer | autum (autumsummers) |
| Race Number | 68 |
| Date | Sun, 21 Nov 2021 10:48:43 |
| Speed |
65 WPM
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| Accuracy | 99.1% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | 12362 (3rd place) checkid8 (2nd place) kiteboyz (1st place) st3ezy (5th place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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