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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer whappened (axis_tilt)
Race Number 101
Date Sat, 11 Feb 2023 0:34:59
Speed 87 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents lolimaster (1st place) poopyfart (2nd place) shinmyou (4th place) sussytypist (3rd place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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