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Pit Stop
Racer babyjug (babyjug)
Race Number 15
Date Thu, 12 Mar 2015 21:43:36
Speed 84 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents melancholycorn (5th place) timothytheteemo (1st place) tww003 (4th place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)