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Racer Jan (bavian)
Race Number 368
Date Fri, 4 May 2012 19:23:00
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents kritsandvichdvorak (2nd place) theo_ (4th place) tribalgun (1st place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)