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Pit Stop
Racer bboyjrad (bboyjrad)
Race Number 1151
Date Tue, 12 Jun 2012 16:33:12
Speed 108 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents dandy_lion (4th place) littlejoy7797 (3rd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)