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Race Result Details |
| Racer | whatyoumeandickheadihavepremium (beastialityisfun) |
| Race Number | 11 |
| Date | Fri, 8 Mar 2013 4:49:30 |
| Speed |
100 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.6% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | javlin (2nd place) pheaj (4th place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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