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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Bingo (bingotro)
Race Number 37
Date Tue, 9 Dec 2014 0:13:24
Speed 65 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.6%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents deanmachine44 (5th place) razril (1st place) trickzington (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)