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Racer Swagmaster (blackacid)
Race Number 26
Date Mon, 19 Oct 2015 20:46:25
Speed 54 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents gimrall (3rd place) lotanraz (1st place) lotufeetbaba (4th place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)