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Racer Banged Your (blacklash2k4)
Race Number 43
Date Fri, 23 Oct 2015 4:31:32
Speed 86 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents leetc (2nd place) moonlightwizard (4th place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)