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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Effie (blatherskite) |
| Race Number | 484 |
| Date | Sat, 12 Dec 2020 0:39:36 |
| Speed |
70 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.7% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | dalvarezcates (1st place) jeebmaster9000 (4th place) mthrfckrjones (2nd place) |
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Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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