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Pit Stop
Racer Ryan (blem21)
Race Number 59
Date Mon, 8 May 2017 11:46:19
Speed 44 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents haywire_ (1st place) sherrenfe (2nd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)