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Racer Chris (blodepker)
Race Number 34
Date Mon, 22 Jun 2020 20:48:00
Speed 82 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents avenue3 (2nd place) hexenfree (4th place) hillistine (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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