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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Oiver (boomjester)
Race Number 63
Date Thu, 26 Jan 2017 11:47:50
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents hellstrom94 (2nd place) jeppson (3rd place) killingspree121 (4th place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)