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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer brainteaser (brainteaser)
Race Number 93
Date Wed, 1 Apr 2015 15:38:42
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents bigbadblowfish (1st place) harshs99 (4th place) minipedobear (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)