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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Jesse (bromatose) |
| Race Number | 21 |
| Date | Sun, 18 Jun 2017 11:46:02 |
| Speed |
83 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.1% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | 164219 (3rd place) an_imposter (1st place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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