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Pit Stop
Racer 1834 (busey)
Race Number 18687
Date Wed, 1 Feb 2017 0:59:30
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents goodkat (1st place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)