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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Bud (butttower)
Race Number 411
Date Wed, 21 Nov 2018 21:57:27
Speed 77 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents diamondwooly (3rd place) hessijames (2nd place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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