Race Result Details |
Racer | Bored at Work (bwater72) |
Race Number | 964 |
Date | Tue, 4 Dec 2012 14:40:38 |
Speed |
58 WPM
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Accuracy | 90.1% |
Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
Opponents | alicon (3rd place) danielbairamian (2nd place) |
Text typed:
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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