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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer [$weg] (calvini)
Race Number 55
Date Fri, 25 Apr 2014 14:47:16
Speed 63 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.3%
Rank 3rd place (out of 6)
Opponents benasaurous (4th place) djfoxy09 (5th place) james6_9 (1st place) lexort (6th place) markisbest (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)