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Pit Stop
Racer Calvin (calvinteng)
Race Number 59
Date Wed, 16 Oct 2013 23:09:43
Speed 79 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents blinkai (3rd place)

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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)