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Racer candy (candycloth)
Race Number 1000
Date Sun, 15 Sep 2019 11:03:26
Speed 72 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents dillnickle (2nd place) manny_the_potato (3rd place)

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I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?
— (other) by Aaron Sorkin (see stats)

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