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Racer Joe (castillejos)
Race Number 116
Date Tue, 25 Mar 2014 17:15:56
Speed 52 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 85.6%
Rank 5th place (out of 8)
Opponents 726984 (8th place) camerond1 (6th place) cjrob83 (2nd place) cyler102 (1st place) fletchdog (4th place) ryanluera98@yahoo.com (7th place) stone704 (3rd place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)