Race Updates Discord About Merch
Home Profile History Competitions Texts Upgrade

typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer im liquid smooth (chakk)
Race Number 4242
Date Mon, 28 Jan 2019 22:02:20
Speed 182 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)
Opponents zapakh (2nd place)

Text typed:

I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
M*A*S*H (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

Typing Review: