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Racer Chaos (chaos0157)
Race Number 2
Date Fri, 14 Sep 2012 19:22:42
Speed 42 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents dcobb_1 (6th place) kickssokick420 (3rd place) purple_ninja69 (4th place) trentisaloser (1st place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)