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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (checkid8) |
| Race Number | 2431 |
| Date | Sun, 21 Nov 2021 10:48:38 |
| Speed |
72 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.9% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | 12362 (3rd place) autumsummers (4th place) kiteboyz (1st place) st3ezy (5th place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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