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Pit Stop
Racer Ryan Smith (chickenhelmet)
Race Number 35903
Date Sun, 18 Feb 2024 14:04:32
Speed 108 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents 7fastfingers (1st place) tomme2009 (3rd place)

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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
— (book) by Scott Adams (see stats)

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