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Pit Stop
Racer Chijoku (chijoku)
Race Number 58
Date Mon, 25 Sep 2017 7:01:43
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents erickdejesus1559 (5th place) fencejumper11 (4th place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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