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Pit Stop
Racer Christofsky (christofsky)
Race Number 14
Date Wed, 30 Sep 2020 11:44:57
Speed 67 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents derpmaster1210 (2nd place) isholini (1st place) james372 (3rd place) roshii (4th place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)

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